10. They know what rhymes with “orange” 9. Their favorite drink is wine 8. They speak in metaphors 7. They scribble on their napkins when dining out 6. They always have an extra pen on them 5. You met them in the stationary section 4. They speak in rhymes 3. They’re always counting their fingers 2. They speak in iambic pentameter 1. They’ve always got ink on their hands | ![]() |