Life
With Dot
by Jane
Vockrodt
Dot
and the Cows
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Have
you ever driven by Le Biftheque? No? Well it is a wonderful
Steak House. The smells are divine, even from the street.
The kind of smells that make your mouth water for a really good steak
dinner. However... They
have these cows. Fake cows. Big fake cows. A black one
and a brown-white one. Right out in front of the building at the
very edge of the curb. It's the Le Biftheque trademark. We
always forget about those cows. Or rather Peter, my husband, does
the forgetting. He always drives down this main road to get
to the Queensway. Of course, it never fails: We always
get there right when the light turns red, and there we sit - parked
in front of Le Biftheque and those fake cows. It
doesn't matter what Dot has been doing previously. Sitting,
looking out of the windows, sleeping in the back of the van, or just
curled up beside my chair - the minute the van stops, Dot always has to
see why we have stopped. There
is no hiding those cows. She always sees them. Dot is
convinced that the big black bull is going to charge our van. Her
job is very important: Save the people first. Dot goes into
action. Bark!
Bark! Then, Crash! Lorrah, our older, sedate, usually
well-mannered dog, leaps against the van windows and takes over the
barking. Dot is now very happy. She's got help! I'm
laughing so hard, I am almost crying. The people in the car beside
us look in alarm at the barking dogs, then look over to those darn cows,
and then they also start laughing. I am in hysterics at this
point. It is so funny. Peter
yells at me over the noise of the dogs barking. "Can you please
get your dog under control?" Exactly
at this moment, the light always turns green, Peter steps on the gas,
and the van leaves the cows behind. Dot,
once again, is convinced she has saved us. I keep telling Peter that we have to stop and park at Le Biftheque someday and let Dot meet the cows. Now
that would be funny. |
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